Every now and then we get perfect, on target pitches and press releases. Most of the time, they’re ok, and then very occasionally we get the real stinkers. The ones that <sarcasm> fit perfectly into our designated coverage and readership.</sarcasm>
Yesterday must have been a very special day as we received not one, but two completely mistargeted pitches.
Mercifully I’ve removed the names of the offending senders, but otherwise, below please find, for your reading pleasure, pitches perfectly suited to you, our readers (I assume I didn’t have to use the sarcasm tags this time around). Continue reading