It’s one of those things we all agree we hate yet are all guilty of doing. Like not holding the elevator doors. But guys, seriously, this !!! and ??? stuff is getting out of hand.
One exclamation point? Fine. Necessary if you’re an excitable person! One question mark: cool. No problem.
Two exclamation points or question marks? Okaaaaaay, but you’re on thin ice, mister.
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To the chief bottle washer, Cog:
Today, we’re staging a little intervention. Cog, we’re not doing this to punish you; we’re doing this because you’re our friend and we want what’s best for you. It’s getting to the point where you can’t handle it anymore. You’ll destroy yourself if you keep using at this rate!
I speak, of course, of your rampant abuse of ellipses.
I am completely biased, but I think they’re the most wimpy punctuation mark available. Lots of people use them (or, in my view, overuse them) because they lend a sort of pause in a sentence, and we naturally pause when speaking to breathe or think. Except I believe that our writing should be better and more compelling than our speech. We have the time to set it in stone (or word processor, as the case may be); we should strive for perfection.
So let’s talk about dot. Dot. Dot.
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